Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
mohicansgonnagetya 5 year.agoWhoever fucked this up should be stabbed! ​ Edit: Thank you everyone for the awards!
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Because they always come shot
>!Because they are anti-cementic!<
To prism. It's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect.
The bartender says "Get out! We don't serve breakfast here."
At the carnival with my kids I saw an teenaged boy and his friends wearing a crocodile shirt queuing for the jumping castle slide thing. There was a big beetle about to crawl up his leg so I said to him "Don't move!" and rescued it. (and him) Later on I saw him queuing again and saw my dad-joke opportunity. I said "Wait up, there's something on your shirt!" <mild panic> "...oh, it's a crocodile!"
It makes a chick pea
It’s the only way I’ll ever look cool.
It was a real hit.
Im thinking, candle?
He was making amazing glass containers, but then they found he was sourcing the material from the factory entryways. It became a major security hassle because it turned out he was leaving every door a jar.
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